hey!
hmm...
gt much to sae la...
hw ehh
i start wif the story of lizard wif orange bellies la
im nt sure abt it bt i heard at radio...
ok it goes like this
there is this particular species of lizard la...
well u noe rite when its mating season...
they find their mates(which is so obvious -_-'')
bt this particular lizard rite...
the female nt interested in a male la...
u noe wad they do??
they go upside down,and show their orange bellies...
cool or wad!it means they nt interested...in short jz reject tat lizard
sedih pe...
bt the world full of lizards wad
so they jz go find another one...
if rejected few metres later find another one...haha!
if oni humans do dat...
if i like a gerl,n the gerl nt interested...
jz show their belly button
imagine them doing dat!haha...
dat be real funny sia...
in fact im laughing while thinking abt it...hahaha
myb i try goin after Emma watson..
i noe conferm kena reject...so i wonder she do the lizard way n show her belly to me..haha
ok2...
nw to scary part la ehh
hmm...jz the other dae...
me and az la go mcd...
at elias la...
then i kena blacklisted at internet...
like i wanna lock in cannot...
knnbccb...
let me repeat dat again...
kah!nie!nah!beh!chow!chie!bye!!
sae tat i do go inside inapropriate sites...
yeah as if im stupid enuf go illegal sites or wad...
i was oni on msn...
then like fed the up la...
me and az go home
then we walk by the siglap run 2.4km la...
the one go up tangga run run run...
go down the stairs...
dats the place...then we bothe talk2 abt siglap la...
then the skool obviously dark la...its like nearly 10pm...
then we saw a room which the lights is on...
the toilet was lighted!!
then we like sial la wads goin on...
nt oni dat...i notice it was 2nd floor...gerls toilet somemore!
walauwei...
then we like...
skali fatimah rocker eh??
skali kiter dgr org scream ehh??
alamak bulu ternaik la...
mcm scary la...
the mere sight of the toilet brightly switched on is scary
not oni dat!
u noe the toilet at com lab??
the toilet which was never open b4??
it was also switched on!
and we were like...
wtf is goin on man...tat toilet was never open b4 sia
not once in my siglapian life...
cause ader la story2 nyer
want to noe ask me...i gladly tell u the history of the unopen com lab toilet
siak uh...u noe rite the toilets like auto switch off after a certain amt of time
like the skool cnfrm close at 5pm...then at 10 still open sia the light...
im speachless...
skali the ghost of the gerl still haunts tat place...
fuh...
Labels: lizards wif orange bellies and haunted toilets
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