ok...
im super sick la sei...
well...i gt throat infection fever n ear infection
haha...bt i gt appointment next week...
like minor surgery la...
bt nt sure is it surgery...
ah heck care la...
they gona suck my ear out...i hope my brains stays intact la...
hmm...ok todae is april fools dae...
well...we cant celebrate it la...due to religious reasons
those who donnoe..
read this space...
well...story2 skit la nie
urrmm...last time la...long time ago
spain was full of muslim
then christians wan conquore the place
yadayadayadayada
chriastians fooled us muslims
then they celebrate it as APRIL FOOLS DAY
so this april fools dae comemorate a dae of US muslim being fooled by them
which simply means we are celebrating something we ought to b ashme of
so don celebrate april fool!!
jz fool ppl can la...
ok u noe i gt this habit of slipping in da toilet??
nw im super scared to slip in da toilet...
u wanna noe y??
cause of a story the sp ppl told me...
ok i story2 to u la...
hmm...
once at ns la...my fren's fren's fren's fren need go toilet
it was like at 2am at ns place la...
n of all time he need go toilet...
cannot tahan la...he gt shit problem...
then he ask his fren la...
'eh go toilet wif me can??cannot tahan liao'
his fren agree la...he like very tired n jz agree...
after dat he follow behind him slowly la...
bt the guy cant tahan so he rush to the toilet la...
cannot tahan wad!so must rush...
so he go inside la...
then he was inside n lit some cigarate la...
well kate bleh multi task pe...
then he heard someone went inside the cubicle beside him la
so he assume it was his fren
so he smoke n talk2 to the person...
bt the strange thing was...
he didnt talk back...
so when he was smoking his cigratte fell la...
he went to pick it up....
suddenly........
he look at the next cubicle...
nothing was there...
no legs...
no legs wif hair...
not even a cloth
he look the other side...
no hairy legs also...
he was like damm
so he paniced
after pick up the cigaratte..
he shouted uh...
'ehh bro...i finish oredy la...i go inside first tau'
n u noe wad the reply was??
walauwei...the reply still irks me sia...super scary
its like a quote or sumting
the reply was;
'da habis ke...atau da tau??'
in eng;
'u finished or...u noe oredy??'
n as he ran it made a scary noise la like usual
hehehehehehehehee(scary ver.)
the next dae he ask his fren la
'eh bro,ystd u follow me toilet??'
'sorie bro...i go outside then go in n slip'
n u all noe waddat means rite??
fuck...i always slip in toilet
nw in toilet...
i scared to hear this phrase..
'da abes ke...atau da tau???'
da phrase is gonna stick in my head in the toilet...
Labels: da abes ke...da tau??
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